Loretta reports:
(A rerun of a post that originally appeared in September 2010, from a humor magazine of the 1820s.)
From The Rambler's magazine: or, Fashionable emporium of polite literature, Volume 2, 1823
ANECDOTES
OF HARE T—N—D—MR.HARE T—N—D the M.P. is celebrated for his gallantry,
and there are many anecdotes related of his amours, which shew him to be
a very singular lover, and always a liberal one.
At a
meeting of governors, to consider the funds of the Liverpool Lying-in
Hospital, Mr. Hare sent a donation of £50; upon which, a governor
remarked : " This is very liberal, for, if I mistake not, Mr. Hare is an
annual subscriber." That I do not know, said the attendant accoucheur,*
but I am certain he is an annual supplyer, and furnishes us with more
practice than all the room besides.
A cockney who had
long wished for a family, and had a wife more inclined to breed mischief
than any thing else, removed her into Lancashire, not many miles from
W—l—n, the seat of Mr. Hare T—n—d. There, to his great joy, she
conceived and brought forth twins. The Reverend and witty Jack Pigot was
in company with the citizen, when a friend remarked how extraordinary
it was that the lady should bear children when she had been ten years
married, without ever giving signs if such a happy event before. I
think, said the husband, it is all owing to this country air.—No doubt,
replied Jack Pigot, we are blessed with a fine Hare in this country that
makes every woman breed like a rabbit. ——
…
Meeting once a
little ragged urchin begging, he stopt to relieve him, and remarked:
You are a fine boy, where is your mother — In the workhouse, please your
worship. And who was your father, my little fellow !—I never had a
father, said the child. Ah! muttered T—n—d as he walked away: 'Tis the
first time I ever knew a child to be fatherless, and me in the parish.
A
man and a woman were brought before him and some other magistrates. The
woman was very great with child, and the bench suggested the man's
commitment to gaol. Let me question them first, said Mr. Hare T—n—d. A
pretty pair you are, said he, to get children without being married, how
comes this ? Please your worship, replied the trembling sinners: We
could'nt help it. Ah! observed he, and it were a sin to punish people
for what they can't help; and as for once I did not help to get this
child, I'll help you to get through the world with it. I have a
fellow-feeling for you, as God knows I myself am often condemned for
what I could not help.
*obstetrician
Monday, September 30, 2013
Return Engagement: Hare Townsend, Ladies' Man of the early 19th Century
Monday, September 30, 2013
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I'm thinking the readers who thought this was funny were men.
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